By God, I Carry is a gun-culture satire shirt aimed at the way open-carry language can become identity, slogan, and performance all at once. The joke uses patriotic phrasing and political humor without reading like ordinary pro-gun merchandise.

For fans of open carry parody, Second Amendment satire, political humor T-shirts, gun culture jokes, and sarcastic Americana graphic tees. It is irreverent, direct, and built for people who like their political shirts with an actual punchline.

• Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
• Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
• Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan