My Bowels Are Slow is a constipation joke shirt that skips subtlety in favor of a calm, unnecessary status update. The simple statement turns bathroom humor into a deadpan graphic tee for people who believe some bodily information deserves to be public.

For fans of bathroom humor, poop jokes, digestive puns, adult novelty shirts, inappropriate T-shirts, and gag gifts with a wearable design. No medical advice here—just an aggressively specific sentence about bowel speed.

• Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
• Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
• Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan