No Shitting in the Hot Tub is a vulgar hot tub T-shirt disguised as the kind of rule that really should go without saying. The joke is simple, readable, and painfully plausible—perfect for pool parties, lake weekends, bachelor trips, backyard hot tubs, and people who have lost faith in posted etiquette.

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Shirt details: Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tee with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric. Fiber content may vary by color. Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan.