I'd Rather Be American Than Happy. is a dark patriotic humor shirt that treats national pride like a choice with unfortunate side effects. The line works as American satire, political sarcasm, and a very concise summary of refusing to examine the alternatives.

For fans of funny American shirts, patriotic parody, political satire T-shirts, sarcastic Americana, Fourth of July humor, and irreverent graphic tees that sound patriotic until the second half of the sentence.

• Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
• Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
• Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan