I Want You To Slay takes the familiar patriotic recruitment-poster format and gives it a queer, campy rewrite. It is an LGBTQ political parody shirt that swaps stern national duty for a much more useful instruction: slay.

Made for fans of queer patriotic humor, LGBTQ Pride shirts, Uncle Sam parody, political satire T-shirts, campy Americana, gay graphic tees, and Fourth of July shirts that are not interested in behaving normally.

• Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
• Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
• Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan