You're Too Close to a Well-Regulated Panic is a Second Amendment parody T-shirt that turns the language of a well-regulated militia into a joke about personal space, anxiety, and American political culture. It is political satire rather than straightforward gun merch, with the humor doing most of the heavy lifting.

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Shirt details: Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tee with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric. Fiber content may vary by color. Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan.