I Don't Negotiate With Self Checkout Machines is a self-checkout humor shirt for anyone who refuses to be emotionally manipulated by a machine accusing them of placing an unexpected item in the bagging area. It turns everyday retail frustration into a blunt statement tee.

For fans of self-checkout jokes, grocery store humor, retail technology satire, anti-automation comedy, sarcastic T-shirts, and funny shopping shirts for people who are already doing enough unpaid labor.

• Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
• Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
• Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan