Happily Unavailable is a cryptid relationship shirt for anyone who has chosen peace, privacy, and possibly a remote stretch of forest over being perceived. The joke pairs romantic unavailability with the evasive energy of paranormal folklore.
A good fit for cryptid fans, introverts, Bigfoot humor collectors, happily single people, paranormal enthusiasts, and shoppers looking for an unavailable shirt, funny relationship tee, or weird cryptid graphic T-shirt.
Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan
