Don't Be an Assquatch is a Bigfoot pun shirt with a simple public-service message: being mysterious is fine; being an ass is optional. It combines Sasquatch humor and a clean wordplay graphic for a cryptid T-shirt that works beyond the usual blurry-photo joke.

A good fit for Bigfoot fans, campers, hikers, cryptid hunters, Sasquatch lovers, pun collectors, and anyone searching for a funny Bigfoot shirt, Assquatch T-shirt, or paranormal humor tee.

• Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
• Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
• Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan