I Suck The Life Out of Goats is a Chupacabra shirt that finally lets the legendary livestock menace explain itself. The deadpan wording turns classic goat-sucker folklore into a weirdly personal confession from one of cryptid culture's most recognizable creatures.

For Chupacabra fans, cryptid collectors, paranormal enthusiasts, monster folklore nerds, goat humor, and shoppers looking for a funny Chupacabra T-shirt, cryptid joke shirt, or strange paranormal graphic tee.

• Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
• Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
• Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan