Totally Straight Guys MMA is a queer satire T-shirt aimed directly at hyper-masculine fight culture and the very serious men who keep insisting there is nothing remotely intimate happening here. It combines MMA humor, gay jokes, bro-culture parody, and a deliberately straight-faced presentation.

Built for searches like funny MMA shirt, gay MMA humor, queer sports T-shirt, bro culture parody, LGBTQ joke shirt, wrestling humor, martial arts gag tee, and ironic gym apparel. Completely heterosexual. Please ignore all available visual evidence.

Shirt details: Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tee with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric. Fiber content may vary by color. Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan.