Fight, Flight, or Shit is a fight-or-flight parody shirt for anyone whose stress response apparently came with a third option. It turns the familiar survival-response phrase into blunt bathroom humor without overcomplicating the joke.
Made for fans of stress humor, anxiety jokes, bathroom humor, adult graphic tees, fight-or-flight jokes, dark comedy, and inappropriate shirts that are funny because the wording is uncomfortably specific.
Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan
