First Church of the Golden Calf is a Donald Trump worship satire shirt built around the old golden-calf warning about turning political leaders into objects of devotion. It treats Trump personality-cult politics like a fake church, with religious parody doing the heavy lifting.

For shoppers searching for Trump satire shirts, anti-Trump political humor, cult-of-personality parody, golden calf T-shirts, religious political satire, and irreverent protest graphic tees. This is criticism of political worship, not campaign merchandise.

• Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short-sleeve T-shirt
• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
• Retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric
• Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan