Probe Me Softly is an alien abduction T-shirt for UFO people who think close encounters could use better bedside manners. The design mixes extraterrestrial humor, flying-saucer culture, and a little adult innuendo into a graphic tee that reads fast and gets stranger the longer you consider the request.

Built for fans of alien shirts, UFO humor, alien abduction jokes, paranormal T-shirts, extraterrestrial gifts, Area 51 humor, sci-fi novelty tees, and weird graphic shirts. Ideal for believers, skeptics, experiencers, and anyone willing to negotiate the terms of first contact.

Shirt details: Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tee with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric. Fiber content may vary by color. Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan.