Talc 'Em If You Got 'Em is an adult innuendo T-shirt built from a familiar phrase, a talcum-powder pun, and exactly the kind of lowbrow logic Hot Trashwear was created to encourage. The joke is quick, stupid in the correct way, and much more memorable than another generic novelty tee.

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Shirt details: Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tee with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric. Fiber content may vary by color. Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan.