We're Not Expecting Anyone is a cryptid T-shirt built around the exact sentence you do not want to hear right before something strange appears outside. The deadpan setup gives it paranormal, cabin-in-the-woods, unexplained-visitor energy without overexplaining the joke.

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Shirt details: Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tee with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, side-seamed construction, and pre-shrunk fabric. Fiber content may vary by color. Printed to order and shipped from Detroit, Michigan.